Showing posts with label dark humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dark humour. Show all posts

Saturday, February 16, 2013

The worth of a woman

In the wake of Valentine's Day and its detritus, I asked myself - what is a modern woman worth?
Is she worth all the hype she makes herself out to be?

To answer that, we must look at what the modern woman brings, or attests to bring to the table:
  1. She's a LIAR (forever and always, AWALT)
  2. She can't cook
  3. She's filthy
  4. She's greedy and grasping
  5. She's entitled
  6. She plays the Pussy Pass (always)
  7. She trots out the Victim Mentality (all the time)
  8. She has ego (all the time)
  9. She's vain and arrogant (all the time)
  10. She has a hyper-inflated sense of self (all the time)
  11. She has less intelligence than a slug
  12. She's has STDs (probably)
  13. She's on medication for some psycho-somatic disorder (probably)
  14. She's selfish (all the time)
  15. She creates trouble (always)
The answer?
The modern woman is WORTH SHIT.
And she still thinks she's vastly superior to man.

Maybe she'll get it next time.
Only there'll be NO next time - because you must kick her to the curb and make sure you leave her there!
Onward!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Axioms for the Feminist

I'm in my "Tom Leykis" mood again - in part spurred by a (very heavy) dosage of reading from some of the blogs in my Roll of Honour.

The current postulation is that violence against women is rising. Anti-feminist sentiment too. Given that the femistinks have been proselytising their anti-male and male hate agenda for some time now, with especial virulence in the past few years, this should come as no surprise.

I certainly do not espouse violence to women. Not worth it. That would be handing the trump card right into their very, entitled, hands. Instead, I advocate the use of disgust, scorn, contempt even, with encountering them. Couple that with a "you're-so-stupid-its-unbelievable" attitude and you have an interesting counter-offensive in the making.

So, in my best "Tom Leykis" style, I offer the following axioms for dealing with the femskank/femnasty:
  1. She can pay for it herself.
  2. She can fix it herself.
  3. She buy it with her own money.
  4. We do not want her (smelly) fish.
  5. You do not go to her aid.
  6. You do not acknowledge her.
Short as that list may be, it encapsulates all that is needed to deal with the "empowered" woman - the "you go grrrrrrrllllll" type.
I offer my rallying cry in closing: "Yo! Feminist! Do it yourself!"

Onward!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Guess who's back?

The Zero Tolerance Man, a.k.a. ZTM, whose blog vanished several months ago has resurfaced!
It does go to show that good things will never die. Like the phoenix, it rises from the ashes to burn even more brightly than before.

Now known as No Marriages, under the Wordpress domain, it features the same, biting distaste for the femiskank that characterised the old blog. And good on him for that! At the very least, Wordpress is safe from Blogger's hate speech policy. I am seriously considering a move there myself.

So do go and have a read, and open your eyes while you're at it. As my fellow MRA'er MarkyMark likes to say - the life you save might be your own!

Onward!

Monday, April 04, 2011

The Toilet Paper poll

Just for laughs, I posted a poll asking my (small) following to determine a suitable brand mascot for a loo roll design.

The contenders were: Sarah Palin, Jessica Valenti, Harriet Harman, Andrea Dworkin, Betty Friedan, Gloria Steinem and Germaine Greer.
Andrea Dworkin won by a sizeable lead - 4 votes. Sarah Palin and Jessica Valenti got one vote each.
Here, then, [drum roll] is the new face of toilet paper:



Incidentally, it was this creature (masquerading as a woman) who declared that all sexual activities were rape: "Heterosexual intercourse is the pure, formalized expression of contempt for women's bodies. Rape is the primary emblem of romantic love." I'd say that it would take a great deal of chutzpah to even want sexual intercourse with something like that! Not to mention copious amounts of alcohol and Viagra and I'm not even sure I could get it up!

Strangely, the more I look at Dworkin, the more I see a resemblance to Jabba the Hutt:



- you decide for yourself.

Fortunately, history seems wont to relegate her to nothing more than an embarrassing aberration. Let's hope, that with a little more effort, she will be a laughing-stock as well.

Onward!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Woman = Evil

Here is proof that women are evil.


Note that it was proven QED, Latin for quod erat demonstrandum, or "what was to be demonstrated"; proving beyond the shadow of doubt that women/girls are evil.

Incidentally, I had a handwritten (or what looked like handwritten) copy of this for the longest time, and was meaning to "glam" it up by setting it properly in a graphics program. I found this trolling the Internet and its way better than anything I could do!

Enjoy!
Onward.