L'art d'insulter les femmes

I'm opening 2010 by declaring war on shaming language.

Feminists have gotten away with shaming language for too long. Far too long.

Its time we got our own back.

And since women in general have not stood up to defend men, it stands that all women are tarred with the same brush. Therefore ALL women are to be denigrated equally.

Fair's fair.

Here are a choice sampling of insults to deride women with.

Try them and see. I did. And watch their ordure (translation: s**t) hit the roof!

Modern one-liners

- Your's is even smaller than mine.

- It'll be way bigger than anything you'll ever have.

- Mine isn't too small, your cooch is too wide/large/loose.

- The one you try to have is even smaller than mine.

- Oooh! Bad mood! Did you run out of batteries?

- You sound really old.

- You don't look your age. [Pause] You look [longer pause] old.

- You look good enough to be my great-great grandmother.

- You were/are a lousy lover.

- You must be having constant periods.

- It must be cotton pony rodeo time huh?

- Did one of your cats just die?

- You must not be married yet.

- Can't have kids huh?

- There's nothing a woman can do for me that my right hand can't do better.

- Even dung beetles are higher than women and feminists.

- You obviously have one of those super large and deep ginas a man has to strap a plank to his back to prevent him falling into.

Anything that implies her plumbing isn't clean, has diseases or a foul smell.

Literary Gems

Shakespeare

- "Her beauty and her brain go not together" (Cymbeline)

- "The tartness of her face sours ripe grapes" (Coriolanus)

- "... she's the kitchen wench and all grease; and I know not what use to put her to but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light. I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter: if she lives till doomsday, she'll burn a week longer than the whole world." (The Comedy of Errors)

- "Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing half so clean kept: for why, she sweats; a man may go over shoes in the grime of it." (The Comedy of Errors)

- "No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip: she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her." (The Comedy of Errors)

- "... thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides, and left nothing i' the middle" (King Lear)

- "You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so." (Macbeth)

- "You have such a February face, so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness." (Much Ado About Nothing)

- "Would thou were clean enough to spit upon!" (Timon of Athens)

Others

- "She may very well pass for forty-three / In the dusk, with a light behind her!" (Trial by Jury, Gilbert & Sullivan)

- "Perhaps you have gravely misunderstood." (Miss Manners a.k.a Judith Martin)

But at the end of the day, given that women are devoid of logic and wit, using such choice insults is wanton waste.

Better to ignore them completely.

And since modern women, with their over-inflated sense of entitlement cannot abide being ignored, this is just as dramatic and effective as any insult.

Seasons Greetings!!!

Happy holidays everyone!

Maths of Life

For a change I thought I'd post a little image a good pastor friend of mine sent me a long while back and I'd forgotten I had it till I was rummaging in my images folder.

Enjoy!

Women ARE Stupid -The Irrefutable Proof IV

Deloitte & Touche are a respectable accountancy firm.
Or so till recently.

Ms Holly "cunt-for-brains" Leam-Taylor sent a saucy email to a small group of her like-minded colleague ilk.
The email was a vote on the most attractive men in her office.
She had intended it as a "light-hearted joke to celebrate Christmas".
Or so she thought.

She ought to have known that:
1. Corporate email is for corporate matters; and
2. Email, like anything on the internet, has a peculiar tendency to spread like a bushfire.

To say that her bosses were not impressed was an understatement.
It cost her her job.
Although I wonder if she left voluntarily or was made to leave?
Even she herself admitted in the email her actions "massively violates the HR equal opportunities policy".
But she did it anyway.
Stupid? Or shit-faced stupid?
Not much to choose there.

Maybe she'll get round to fixing it it next time.
Onward!

Women ARE Stupid -The Irrefutable Proof III

Since the last post about the stupidity of Jan Moir, much has happened to want to make me pen it down, but on retrospect, I decided it was too flippant, trivial or simply not earth-shaking enough to warrant a blog entry and thus continuation.

What happened at the supermarket, whilst waiting at the checkout fuelled the impetus to pen it down: my ears were assaulted by the whinging, nasal tones of the complaining Singapore woman. Turning, I was confronted by the sight of a middle-of-the-road girl loudly bemoaning the appearance of a pimple on (to her) her flawless complexion.

Now Singapore women are eternally whiny, their voices irking like a sheep in pain. This was no different. What struck me was her language. It would have made a pirate blush. Every second word was either an expletive, a curse or a word demeaning men, boys and other people, in that order. The gist of her running narrative, was a diatribe on how despite her looks and charm (!?!?!?!?), she fails to hook a boyfriend. The reasons for that should be obvious, though not to her.

While I will expound on the many charms of the Singapore woman in a later post, this young woman embodies the bad in her sex: lack of looks, charm and wit - need I add she was dressed like a tramp, was wheeling a trolley which consisted of her and her friends' oversized shoulder bags and one (count em' folks, ONE!!!) can of beer. But instead of looking within, she conveniently takes pot shots in blaming everyone else around her. Then acts surprised when potential boyfriends flee in the opposite direction. Along with everyone else.

Maybe she'll get it next time.

If at all.

Onward!

Thanksgiving thoughts

Singapore doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. Its a little-known Western holiday. For some who deign a nod in the direction of Western culture and mannerisms, Thanksgiving is just another excuse to eat turkey.

I, however, have plenty to give thanks for - too much work (that means I have a job), too much housework (I have a roof over my head), too much laundry (hey, many millions of people have no clothes to wear!) and so on it goes.

What I really need to give thanks for is the fact that I'm not married.

Yes, you read that right. NOT, N-O-T married.

And loving it.

When I look at my peers, struggling with (naggy) wife, (whiny) kids and (mountainous) bills, I truly get down on my knees and give thanks to my Great God that He saw fit to not put marriage in His Grand Design for me.

I spent Thanksgiving with my best friend, another MGTOW like me. He had dinner at my place which I cooked (how many modern aka "empowered" women know even HOW to roast a turkey breast?), then we spent a pleasant evening playing Scrabble and laughing.

As the disease of Feminism darkens even Asia's societies, its interesting to note that like every epidemic, it mutates. Like unto swine flu, H1N1 which has now become H2N3 (!!), Feminism mutates to conform when its previous machinations turn sour. I'm thinking of Debbie Maken and her much touted Marriage Mandate. It would seem that in the past the femcunts ever complained that "marriage was slavery". Now in the wake of the Marriage Strike, when their "slaves" are fleeing to the hills to avoid marriage, these femcunts abruptly don the "conservative woman" mask and start screaming that "no one wants to marry me!". Suddenly the shoe is on the other foot a là Debbie Maken with even rabid feminists screaming for marriage, and it would be funny except that its not.

So I wish all my MGTOW brothers a happy, sane and single Thanksgiving even though the holiday is over. Long may we stand uncontaminated by skanks and sluts.

Onward!

Women ARE Stupid -The Irrefutable Proof II

Jan Moir.

Where have we heard that name before?

Ahhhh - she was the one who wrote an article lambasting gay marriage which somehow managed to draw the death of Stephen Gately into the picture.

Deliberate? Or just plain S-T-U-P-I-D, stoooopiiid stupid?

Now I haven't any bone to pick if you are plain against civil unions of the homosexual variety. Its your point of view. You're entitled to it. But to write an article about it and draw in a celebrity whose recent death struck a raw chord in the music industry is just plain dumb. Even worse, the dumb bee-yotch managed to attribute Gately's death to unnatural causes (his homosexuality) and concluded, smugly, that there was no "happily ever" after for gay marriage.

But women are like that. Act first, think later. Then act shocked when the article drew an unprecedented 25,000 complaints. Even commentators on Yahoo! have purported that "if you manage offend a Daily Mail reader, you have gone too far". Did any of that register with Miss Jan 'shit-for-brains' Moir? Nope. All she cared for was the triumph of her skewed views, sans logic and compassion, and went to press with it.

After even record company Polydor registered its disgust, 'shit-for-brains' Moir did an abrupt volte-face . She issued a public apology. Yup, you read that right. She issued a public apology. She did not take down her article, nor retrace her comments, she just issued a public apology which, in the light of its oily attempts at mea culpa was really no apology at all.

Like I said, women are stupid beyond belief, as Jan Moir has demonstrated and is reinforced by the actions of Gema Revelles. For readers' interests, Revelles cooked up a false rape accusation against her former employer, then expressed disbelief that the "English authorities would take the attitude they did" and slap a nine-month prison sentence on her.

Maybe they'll get around to it next time.

Onward!