Monday, April 04, 2011

The Toilet Paper poll

Just for laughs, I posted a poll asking my (small) following to determine a suitable brand mascot for a loo roll design.

The contenders were: Sarah Palin, Jessica Valenti, Harriet Harman, Andrea Dworkin, Betty Friedan, Gloria Steinem and Germaine Greer.
Andrea Dworkin won by a sizeable lead - 4 votes. Sarah Palin and Jessica Valenti got one vote each.
Here, then, [drum roll] is the new face of toilet paper:



Incidentally, it was this creature (masquerading as a woman) who declared that all sexual activities were rape: "Heterosexual intercourse is the pure, formalized expression of contempt for women's bodies. Rape is the primary emblem of romantic love." I'd say that it would take a great deal of chutzpah to even want sexual intercourse with something like that! Not to mention copious amounts of alcohol and Viagra and I'm not even sure I could get it up!

Strangely, the more I look at Dworkin, the more I see a resemblance to Jabba the Hutt:



- you decide for yourself.

Fortunately, history seems wont to relegate her to nothing more than an embarrassing aberration. Let's hope, that with a little more effort, she will be a laughing-stock as well.

Onward!

2 comments:

Eman said...

Andrea Dworkin would make a perfect fit, Roy! Already, she does need 'Weight Watchers' after all that obese man-hating pounds she's gained...

Thanks Roy, you just gave me an idea...

Eman

Ernest Chatham, MSW said...

Didn't she die about five years ago?

A case of spontaneous human combustion no doubt!