Tuesday, February 08, 2011

I respond to comments ...

After weeks of wrestling with a horrendous workload -the school I teach in is in the process of accreditation, and a 4½-year old PC that decided he would throw up screen interference "for the heck of it!", I'm back in business. And that's after spending a couple of hours repairing outdated/corrupted drivers. I won't bore you so I'll pass on the gory details.

For those of you who commented, apologies for getting the comments out so late, but I've published them. And to Fidelbogen (The Counter-Feminist), that link to Gynocentrism Theory was excellent! Thanks for that. So good it was I have added it to my blogroll.

Captain NoMarriage and MarkyMark have both likened me to Tom Leykis. That I take as a compliment. There is no way I can be as gutsy/ballsy as Leykis - the man is an institution unto himself! I do claim to be inspired by Leykis, having heard several of his podcasts, most notably the one where a man named Angelo spiked his used condom with Arby's Horsey Sauce. I can't, for the life of me, locate the original though. However, at least two websites have referred to it - Elusive Wapiti and Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology - so go and have a listen. Its a YouTube video but its more like a radio talkshow and its drop-dead funny.

There have been increasing calls to temper our tone. I refute that. This was at the back of my head for some time now and it saw birth when I read an article at the Spearhead: Should Men Tame Their Rhetoric? Further on, a call for donations descended into a not-so-pretty exchange between a (cloaked) mangina who goes by the name of Eoghan, and several of The Spearhead's regular posters/commentors. The gist of the exchange was that we should use rhetoric and civil speech to counter the feminists. This ding-donged back and forth between several commentators until E. Steven Berkimer from The False Rape Society lashed out with this gem of a reply:
You want to civilly talk to feminists like Futrelle. Feel free. But you really need to knock the shit off of telling other how they SHOULD talk. you don’t get to make that decision. I stop by his site regularly, and I just don’t think you realize that they consider you a joke. You aren’t making any kind of headway there. And then you have the temerity to come here, and say that men shouldn’t use brusque language. Sorry, but no. Men HAVE tried to be civil. And we got slapped down for it. Now it’s time to fight. You don’t like it, feel free to walk away. But don’t EVER presume to tell me what to say, or how to say it.
Hear! Hear! I cannot but agree wholeheartedly with that statement. My cats lash out at any one who rubs them up the wrong way, I will adopt that approach too. And sometimes when lashing out doesn't achieve the desired result, a (more) effective way is to ignore. Women cannot abide being ignored, especially when they are in their "shit-test" mode. Try it and see.

By the way, the original credit for the "World's Shortest Fairy Tale" must go to MarkyMark who published it from a submission by an anonymous reader (see original). All I did was pretty it up by setting it properly in Adobe Illustrator. I take no credit for the story other than the design.

Onward!

Friday, February 04, 2011

The Lone Nut -Unequal Epigrams

According to wikipedia, Dr. Celia Green is a British philosopher whose writings encompass philosophical skepticism, twentieth-century thought, and psychology.
She is also the author of The Human Invasion, one of the most celebrated social commentaries in the 20th century. You can read this online here.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

CNY Greetings


Lunar New Year greetings as we usher in the
Year of the Golden Rabbit!

Patterned background courtesy of Vecteezy!
Thumper appears with permission from Walt Disney Studios
The bamboo grove is kindly supplied by Nick La from n.design studio

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Lone Nut -Hoax Crime

I'm back after a nightmare fortnight wrestling with work overload and a crashed computer -more on that later (ick!).

Anyway, its good to be "back in business" and with it, comes the latest installment in the Lone Nut comic I'm helping (unofficially) to syndicate.


Enjoy!

Monday, January 03, 2011

Adeus Brasil, descanse em paz

Farewell Brazil, rest in peace!

That is exactly what will happen to Brazil's position as a rising power now that they've sworn in the first female successor to their wildly popular ex-President - Luis Inacio Lula da Silva.


Mrs Dilma Rousseff has already shown her true colours in her opening Congress address: "My promise is ... to honour women, to protect the most fragile, and to govern for all." (emphasis mine). Note that she places women first and everyone else second. That should raise the red flag on her feminist agenda if it wasn't already obvious just from looking at her smug mug.

According to Yahoo! News, "the coming decade looks bright for Brazil, with massive, offshore oil reserves due to be exploited and the country preparing to host the World Cup and the Olympic Games." Uh-uh, not for long. Not with a feminazi President at the helm.

Of course I stand corrected if she proves herself in the long run. That will be a rare case; a 66/1 odds inasmuch as the possibility of David and Victoria Beckham splitting up. But there are too many precedents for me not to raise this red flag seriously. Look at the number of women who have come to power and abused their position: Elena Kagan; Hilary Clinton; Sonia Sotomayor; Sarah Palin; Nancy Pelosi; Carly Fiorina; Angela Merkel, Harriet Harman, Jacqui Smith, Hazel Blears et al. Every single one of these women have brought ruin in their wake.

It can be said that the sun is at its very zenith when it starts to set. In the corporate world, each new change in management heralds the disposing of the old and the inculcation of the new. Brazil will now be entering the throes of its wane, a quick descent down the slippery slope of perdition. We, the rest of the world must stand and watch as years of toil will now be undone once Mrs Rousseff sinks her fangs in.

Requiescat in pace Brazil.
Kyrie eleison, Christe eleison,
Et lux perpetua luceat eis.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

How to handle the modern woman ... (yuck!)

In a word - with CONTEMPT.
With THE GREATEST CONTEMPT (emphasis added for effect).

Some tips on handling her:
Money
- A date will cost no more than 40 dollars.
- She pays her share on all dates. No exceptions.
- If she objects, or decides to renege and "displays" her objections by disappearing to the washroom while the bill is arriving, ask the waiter to split the bill - yours and hers. Pay for yours, leave hers at her place, walk out and never call her again.

Sex
- Only if you must and consider it doing HER the favour.
- Always at her place or some cheap hotel. NEVER at your place.
- Use two condoms and fill both with spermicides, inside and out.
- Put a spermicidal pessary into her. If she objects, walk out.
- Fill the used condoms with Tabasco or horseradish sauce and flush it down the toilet.
Reminder: her cooch is a sinkhole of filth and diseases.
Axiom: she is an object fit for fucking and chucking. Nothing more.

In Public
- She can open the door by herself.
- If you are first in the queue, you are first in the queue.
- You do not give way to her. At all.
- If she's texting, reading a book, etc while walking, you walk straight into her, walk on and never look back.
- You keep a stony face when looking at all women at all times.
- If she's drunk or needing help, you DO NOT GO TO HER AID! EVER! You DO NOT want the risk of a molestation charge or FRA. - Better to be labelled a selfish chump and save your own skin than to go to her aid and lose it all by being falsely accused as recompense.

General Reminders
- You do not tolerate her lame excuses.
- You will not let her take even the slightest iota of advantage.
- Ordure has more worth than her.
- Slugs, bugs and beetles are higher ranking to her.
- A snake is more trustworthy than her.

"Oh, that's unfair! Why are you treating me like this? I am so not like that!"
You know what? Tough shit c**t!
Did I hear any of you speak up when men were in the grinding mill?
And until you prove yourself worthy, you are all tarred with the same brush.
As MarkyMark would say: Cry me a river bitch!

Onward!

Saturday, January 01, 2011

NO! to women

I came across this obnoxious Time magazine cover whilst reading a site I hadn't visited in a while - Rebuking Feminism.



I thought this was a fine way to start 2011 - by saying "NO" to women.
Strange how women will find ways and means to vilify and/or demean men. "An empowered woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" has been their war cry for much of 2010 and the years prior to that. As 2011 dawns and the second decade of the Millennium is well on its way, the realization that the bicycle doesn't need the fish either is slowly but surely sinking in.

But wait! It gets better! The fish will proclaim, evermore loudly and stridently that it doesn't need the bicycle, up and until something happens in which the bicycle is needed - think changing the air-conditioning ventilator, or the water in the car. Suddenly, these stinking women expect men to forget everything, automatically assume the mantle of Knight In Shining Armour and rescue her. I hate to burst the bubble for these pompous FemiStinks, but Damsels In Distress belonged to the Age of Chivalry. And Chivalry is long dead, thanks to the Femiturds.

Therefore I propose that in 2011, we say "NO" to women. All women. Since they voted en masse for a Feminist President to take the Oval Office, they can look to him when things go sour, as it ultimately will. You might think that I'm unfair in tarring all women with the same brush. Yes, since they spoke not against the tide of misandry, they are ALL guilty by association. No quarter asked and none given in return. In a later post I will offer ways to say "NO" to women.

Incidentally, notice that the cover of Time poses the rhetorical question "Are they happy?" My answer to that would be I don't know, I don't care and I don't give a flying f**k!"

Onward to a liberated 2011!