Wednesday, September 30, 2009

No Ma'am

Lately, more and more blogs are focusing on what a bad deal women are for men. In Feminism's wake, we have landed squarely in a culture of allegations that have made it impossible for men. It has gotten so bad that recently a South American man has been jailed for kissing his 8-year old daughter on the beach!

Since the femnags keep trumpeting that women need men like a fish needs a bicycle, in-fighting along those lines can prove very rewarding. It has already been written across the web that modern women are narcissistic, egotistical bitches. Turn that "I, Me, My" attitude on its head by not pandering to her at all and the results may be entertainingly ballistic.

Simply put, modern women have a grossly inflated sense of self-worth. They feel they are too good for men. That would explain the influx of sites like
Facebook and Twitter. My counter is equally simple. Become Zero Tolerant and have nothing to do with them. It translates into "if-you-are-too-good-for-me-then-you-don't-need-me". And watch them hit the roof!

May I then offer a few tips on erecting and maintaining this fa├žade of a Zero Tolerance Man:

1 - Disdain
This is your best defence. Treat women like a nasty smell, a freshly squashed cockroach or turds is certain to make your point. I go about on public transport with a stony look at all times. As a friend of mine put it, "it makes winter seem warm". You may have to cultivate this "look of hate" especially if it goes against your grain. But the end result is worth it.

2 - Avoidance
- Treat women like they don't exist. Look straight through them. If they are texting/gossiping/reading while walking, don't turn aside, walk straight into them. And walk on without either apologizing or acknowledging.
- Talk to women only when absolutely necessary. Choose your words carefully and limit your answers to monosyllables if needs be. If they initiate the conversation, end it abruptly and walk away.
- In public, avoid women. On the bus, park yourself near groups of men rather than women, or choose to sit with men for example. If that gets branded you a homosexual, so what? Better wrongly classed as gay than to have your life ruined by false rape/molestation accusations.
- Do not let women chat you up at parties. Disengage at the earliest opportunity if stuck.
- Do not date. If you must, ensure she pays her share. Any women who sees you as a meal ticket should not even be given the courtesy of a night out.

3 - Boycott
- DO NOT MARRY! No fault divorce has become commonplace. Too common. And why, for that matter, should a man hand over half of his present assets as well as half of his future earnings to some undeserving bitch just because she got bored with married life?
- DO NOT COHABIT! In some countries and its becoming commonplace too, that to have a woman live with you is enough for her to demand a chunk of it. Letting a woman into your house is a ruinous decision. Period.
- AVOID SINGLE MOTHERS! They are the worst deal on the planet. Why pay for child rearing when they are not yours? They will resent you because you are not their father. You can't discipline them. You are not her first priority.
- Have nothing to do with companies who use misandric advertising or male-bashing tactics. If we can't abide by racism, is misandry any different? My previous post Misandric = Boycott had a list of companies to boycott. Check this website Stand Your Ground for updates to that list.

4 - Go Your Own Way aka MGTOW
- You always come first. Never forget that.
- Dress for yourself to look your best, not because some woman wants you to.
- Likewise drive the car you want/like, and not some flashy set of wheels to impress women -not worth it.
- Eat what you want, when you want.
- Pursue sport, hobbies, pastimes that are edifying to you.
- Work on self-improvement.

5. Always Know Where Your Sperm Are
- If your sexual drive gets the better of you, masturbate. You're in control, its easy, gratifying and instantaneous. The sin of Onan was, contrary to what the fire-eating Baptists may preach, interrupted intercourse, NOT masturbation. ("And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. [Genesis 38:9])
- The blogs are awash with horror stories of women stuffing their vaginas with the sperm from used condoms, and then suing the man for child support when they get pregnant. If you must have sex, use condoms. And always keep the used condom wadded up in a tissue where she can't reach for it, or flush it down the toilet repeatedly till it disappears, or burn it.
- Use industrial strength spermicide inside and out. For safety sake, stick a spermicidal pessary into her as well.
- The most radical method is to get a vasectomy. Store sperm in a bank before going for the snip. After the procedure, obtain a notarised document from BOTH lawyer and surgeon stating that the surgery was carried out. Also obtain two or three sperm test records that show absence of sperm. That way, if the woman threatens you with a child-support lawsuit, insist on a paternity test and show her the documents. Then coldly watch her bluster and her dreams crumble. (Note: this trick originally came from someone called Zammo on Dump Your Wife NOW!)

Some of these tricks came from Zero Tolerance Man, others are my own.
Whatever, as MarkyMark would say, "the life you save may be your own".

Here's to the the single existence always!


Captain Courageous said...

Roy ... you've got some good advice here. You just know that any guy who follows your advice to be stoic, reserved and somewhat avoidant is going to be pegged a misogynist, a homo, a piggy-wiggy, etc. This might actually provoke being targetted, especially by a pack of women, especially if they are "under the influence".

Sometimes you'll have to do what they do ... smile, pretend to be friendly and repeat their last sentence back to them as if it's a question! Pretending to have a facial or head tic of some kind effectively shorts their circuits.

Scotland-Leopard said...

You could do what this guy who called in on the Tom Leykis show (sadly cancelled) and put horse raddish in the condom! She'll have as hard a time explaining herself as she will ever attempting to steal a man's sperm again!